Titan.inc is all right!
He has been found, safe and sound on a fishing boat in the San Juan's.
Everything is going to be all right.
You can stop worrying now.
Mekikas has not been replaced with a doppleganger.
And genrewriter never left Port Moody.
Deny it if you will but Lord Maim really is a terrific guy.
Edmonton is no place for Maria and Yen.
Maybe in the future I should think before starting to blog.
Everyone knows there is nothing going on around here.
Don't be suspicious.
Oh it would be cool if there was a mystery.
Titan would want you to know there isn't though.
He and Asclepius are just hanging out, catching fish.
I truly believe that there is no Montreal Conspiracy.
Sincerely, I'd like to apologize to everyone for speaking out needlessly.
Comments
18:34 Thu May 1st, 2008
This entry is pure genius! :P *stares at you with hypnotic spiralling eyes* No, there is no Montreal conspiracy. We are good people.
18:44 Thu May 1st, 2008
Why are there two men in black knocking at my door? Wait...they're breaking down my door...
18:45 Thu May 1st, 2008
Oh, good. It was just my imagination, really. No need to come looking for me Tenzil. {{Seriously, don't come -- it's a trap!}} Nope, nothing going on around here.
19:20 Thu May 1st, 2008
Shhhht!!! He's not supposed to know that Fett!! That's all part of the hypnotic brainwashing! :P
00:33 Fri May 2nd, 2008
*sniff sniff* Oh, that fishy smell? It's just Dylan's breath. Maritime diet and all... :D
02:15 Fri May 2nd, 2008
...are you all wearing foil hats? Or are you hiding under THERE?
05:56 Fri May 2nd, 2008
Edmonton IS no place for Maria and Yen! So true. Wait... there's subtext to this poem somewhere, isn't there...
06:57 Fri May 2nd, 2008
hades brings up a good point. Speaking of tinfoil hats where do you suppose Will and Ruroshen have been hiding out during all this? I'll tell you where. They have been holding MrIrony and DoctorNaberius hostage on a Toronto streetcar, repeatedly driving them around and showing them the sight.
14:09 Fri May 2nd, 2008
Well, I'd have like to have been driving my hostages around, convincing them that Toronto is the center of the universe, if not for this damned strike! There is a strike, right? Or maybe I just decided to skip work today. Either way, what? No conspiracy here. I used my tinfoil hat to store leftover meatloaf.
17:28 Fri May 2nd, 2008
I read your words Tenzil but I can't help but feel that someone put you up to it. Blink twice if you are in trouble...Did you blink? I can't see you... Tenzil...TENZIL!...wait, what was that?
17:29 Fri May 2nd, 2008
Everything is fine here. We thank you for your concern but there is nothing to worry about. Go back about your business.
05:20 Mon May 5th, 2008
I will answer this comment only in the presence of my attorney. ... ...get away from me, Two-Face!!
22:15 Wed May 7th, 2008
ROFL! Facinating assumptions and clever wordplay... but... Don't worry. Of course, I'm ok. Not that I was ever in harm. Times change here and there. Bloggage from me will return soon. Everything has just been busy. Like having a million things to do. I don't know how I do it sometimes. Either way, I'm fine. Very busy, but fine. Everyone can stop worrying. I'd just been real busy. After all, I'm back, right? What more can ya ask for? :D On to other matters. Recently it was hinted at skrull involvement. Don't believe a word of that silliness. I'm me! Believe me! I'm back! See for yourself! A prime example of why rumors are never sources of the truth. Yes, they are humorous. But they are only good for a laugh. Nothing more.
06:56 Thu May 8th, 2008
So that does it. Easy now. Everything is all right. It's clear we needn't have worried. King Zero - I mean the Chief Nurtures his subjects along with Jessica Ever will they keep us safe and supported. Why do some still rail against them? I just want you to know they are good people. Titan is back. Tenzil out!
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Crackwalker
17:20 Thu May 1st, 2008
Oh good. I'm glad you apologized. It makes me feel better to know that there's nothing sinister going on.