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Bat and Wolf

by RPulfer

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  • Bat and Wolf

    • RPulfer

    • RATED: PG

    • 112 ratings

    Horror / Monster

    While monster hunter Madison Shepherd approaches mid-life, Montague and Campbell approach mid-death,

    RPulfer

  • Bat & Wolf

    • RPulfer

    • RATED: PG

    • 87 ratings

    Show Your Teeth!

    RPulfer

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Words from the Creator: It's "Twilight" meets "Rush Hour" as wooden stakes and silver bullets fall on suburbia. Two long-in-the-tooth monsters try to make amends with their past and survive an army of Post Office monster hunters with a sinister conspiracy every bit as terrifying as a bald werewolf and overweight vampire. If you like what you see, be sure to become a fan and show your teeth!

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(First off, sorry I haven't been writing much this month. I've been training a new job at work, rearranging my hours, so say nothing of the progress I'm making on Yonder. I hope to have a bigger blog up in the next week or two. But for...
(First off, sorry I haven't been writing much this month. I've been training a new job at work, rearranging my hours, so say nothing of the progress I'm making on Yonder. I hope to have a bigger blog up in the next week or two. But for now...)

While one Oscar montage controversially omitted Farrah Fawcett, another montage included too many out-of-place picks - as seen in last Sunday's horror tribute. Presenters Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner acknowledged the genre doesn't always get the respect it deserves, and some of that can been seen in the choice of clips.

While there were well-deserved glimpses of classics like Rosemary's Baby, Psycho, The Exorcist and Jaws, there were also more than a few head-scratchers in the montage as well, including Child's Play, Saw and . . . .the Leprechaun?

Though the tribute did a good job of highlighting the many actors who've gotten their start in horror - including Johnny Depp (Nightmare on Elm Street), Kevin Bacon (Friday the 13th) and Jennifer Aniston (Leprechaun), the overall montage made the genre look more hammy than horrific. In particular, the montage uses shots of the lumbering Jason and Leatherface seen in the mediocre sequels, instead of the iconic first appearances which originally made them cinema legends.

Perhaps most baffling was Stewart's assertion that "it's been 37 long years since horror had its place on this show, when the Exorcist picked up two Academy Awards." In reality, it's been 19 - when"Silence of the Lambs" (also included in the montage) won five awards, including Best Picture. "The Exorcist" isn't the first horror movie to win either - it's preceded by "Rosemary's Baby", which won Best Supporting Actress in 1968. Instead, "The Exorcist" is the first horror film to be nominated for "Best Picture"

Admittedly, it was refreshing to see a tribute to horror, but several goofs along with several out-of-place clips make this a nice little gesture instead of a true golden tribute to the genre built on screams.

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Mr. Man

Thu Mar 11th, 2010 14:45

I was disappointed with the Osacrs as a whole.  Not who won, the show.  Not funny, poor choice of clips, and too many speeches before the speeches.  

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All my general busy-ness is translating into general listlessness when I get home. I haven't even played my Ghostbusters video game since mid-October, and the only thing I can muster the strength to do on my day's off is watch TV. Lots and lots of...
All my general busy-ness is translating into general listlessness when I get home. I haven't even played my Ghostbusters video game since mid-October, and the only thing I can muster the strength to do on my day's off is watch TV. Lots and lots of TV.

Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that, especially when you've had the schedule I've had lately. But what do you do to stay inspired to write when you need it the most?

I'm halfway there. I know when I'm inspired. I know (vaguely) what I'm inspired by. I just need to figure out how to use it.

For inspiration, I like seeing people overcome creative roadblocks. It doesn't even have to be writing - in fact, sometimes it helps that it isn't, if only to keep my mind off writing. I've gotten a charge out of watching shows like "American Chopper." Watching anything remotely having to do with creativity helps immensely

Secondly, I like to do it when I'm working out. Aside from the health benefits, I like the energy working out gives me. After all, inspiration is only part of the equation, and all the inspiration in the world doesn't help much if you don't have the energy do something with it.

So in an hour or two I'm going to oil up the elliptical machine and look for a DVD to pop in to keep me inspired. Any suggestions on sparking the creative ember?

And what do you to to keep inspired to write?

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PsElliott

Mon Nov 16th, 2009 09:54

Google my friend.  Click the images tab, and type in whatever you can think of.

for example .. google " steampunk superhero"  and tell me how quickly a story idea pops into your head.

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Well, in an hour and a half, I'll be heading for the doctor. Saturday, I . . . . I . . . . I . . .

**sigh**

I got the top of a Q-Tip stuck in my ear.

It doesn't hurt. I can hear just fine, and other than a growing urge to the...
Well, in an hour and a half, I'll be heading for the doctor. Saturday, I . . . . I . . . . I . . .

**sigh**

I got the top of a Q-Tip stuck in my ear.

It doesn't hurt. I can hear just fine, and other than a growing urge to the itch the sucker, I feel just fine as well (save for pangs of humiliation, embarrassment and shame.)

That's just it - it's a stupidly uncommon mistake. It's a stupidly common mistake. If anything else was stuck up any other orifice, people would raise the question "how did that get all the way up there?" And therein lies the story.

But here there is no story - just a roll of the eyes.

In my and twenty million other people's defense, we don't expect the top of a Q-Tip to come off like that. We read the warning label and figure we're smart enough not to poke our brains with cotton till it hurts, and then we remove the Q-Tip from our ear to find the little cotton top missing. It is in that moment that we share the same stupid look as our twenty million other brethren worldwide.

So that's why I'm going to the doctor in less than an hour and a half. I'll keep you posted on what they say. In the meantime, do you have any stupid (common or uncommon) injuries you'd like to share with the class?

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PsElliott

Mon Nov 9th, 2009 09:09

My doctor always said " Don't put anything except your elbow in your ear"

Think about it ...  lol.

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I'm probably not the first to say it on this site, but from all of us in the US of A (and even those who aren't) - Happy Thanksgiving.

My short-term plans consists of:

- Watching the parade
- Eating lots and lots of turkey
-...
I'm probably not the first to say it on this site, but from all of us in the US of A (and even those who aren't) - Happy Thanksgiving.

My short-term plans consists of:

- Watching the parade
- Eating lots and lots of turkey
- Taking turkey nap
- Going to work (possibly busiest day of the year)
- Going to sleep
- Then getting up tomorrow to write and post a special announcement on the site.

My long-term plans consists of:

- Being thankful for my family, friends and abundance of good food!
- Sometime hitting the scales afterward in regret and frustration.

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Tenzil Kem

Thu Nov 26th, 2009 13:26

Happy Turkey Day to all our friends south of the border, including STURSTEIN.

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Just picture this.

You've had one of those days. Maybe at work. Maybe at home. Maybe just in your head. But for one reason or another, it's one of those days.

And you need chocolate.

Then picture on your way through...
Just picture this.

You've had one of those days. Maybe at work. Maybe at home. Maybe just in your head. But for one reason or another, it's one of those days.

And you need chocolate.

Then picture on your way through supermarket, someone popping up right in front of the candy isle, blocking your entrance and stating . . .

"How about some broccoli or cauliflower instead?"

I don't know about you, but if I had one of those days, I would punch that most-deserving fellow in the face, even if what he said was true. Especially if it was true.

The problem isn't that your average candy bar is loaded with at least 210 calories and 13 grams of fat. The problem is there's so much of it, with fast-food restaurants at every corner and cheap, processed food at all points in-between.

That's how I feel about pop culture in general. It's not that vapid escapism is bad - everything needs a little bit of it from time to time. The problem is it's everywhere. We practically surround ourselves with escapism at all points - with blockbuster movies every week and just as huge TV shows every day.

So in short, a little escapism can go a long way.

If you're wondering where this disjointed rant came from, blame STURSTEIN, with his comment about averting your eyes to everything between Burton's Batman and Batman Begins.

I couldn't disagree more. Wait for "Batman & Robin" to air on cable (hint: it's always on TBS for some ungodly reason.) Don't rent it. Don't you dare buy it or went. (We can't give Joel Schumacher any more money than we already have.) But record it - either on your VCR or DVR and fast-forward through the truly atrocious parts - if only to watch the future Governor of California "kick some ice!"

Escapism does go a long way, especially when the real world is infinitely stranger.

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Tenzil Kem

Sat Nov 7th, 2009 00:10

Money isn't evil.

People who covet, hoard and lust for money are evil.

And for only twenty bucks I'll let you in on the secret of why.

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And it's great!

So far I haven't done much - or any - work. I slept in. I'm going to watch some TV. I'm going to play some video games. And if I'm really lucky, I might even watch "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation."

Just don't tell...
And it's great!

So far I haven't done much - or any - work. I slept in. I'm going to watch some TV. I'm going to play some video games. And if I'm really lucky, I might even watch "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation."

Just don't tell anyone - I don't want to jinx it!

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Steven Menszer

Sat Dec 19th, 2009 20:51

I've never heard someone refer to watching National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation as being lucky.

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Well, this week, it's finally going to happen. I'm going to start writing the script for Yonder, after thinking about it for the past three months. I set the humble goal of six pages.
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So far all I've is one.

Some of the setback were...
Well, this week, it's finally going to happen. I'm going to start writing the script for Yonder, after thinking about it for the past three months. I set the humble goal of six pages.
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So far all I've is one.

Some of the setback were expected (Undeliverables delivers its final installment tomorrow) and some were not (I'll talk about these when I'm less angry and less liable to spew more expletives than John Solomon.)

But for one reason or another, I found starting to be a little harder than I expected.

So I guess that's my question to you - how do you start a new project?

Do you have any rituals you perform - whether its listening to music and taking long walks - to help you clear your head?

I wish I had some advice I could give on this. But as reliable as I've become at finishing projects, I don't seem to have that much expertise on actually starting them - which probably says something.

So for this, I turn to you - how do you clear away all the distractions and finally start that new project?

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STURSTEIN

Fri Dec 4th, 2009 18:06

My approach is similar to that of Ps, minus the shower and shave. I just put it off until I feel really guilty or I'm about to run out of time. If I don't start something as soon as I decide to do...

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With work on the weekend and family coming to visit, Halloween is over for me, but I managee to pack it all into one heck of Hellboy costume at the office Halloween party. I don't have any pictures yet, but there will probably be several circulating...
With work on the weekend and family coming to visit, Halloween is over for me, but I managee to pack it all into one heck of Hellboy costume at the office Halloween party. I don't have any pictures yet, but there will probably be several circulating the office water cooler, so I'd be sure to post one as soon as I get a hold of a picture.

After spending years going as either a Red Shirt or a private eye, I hit my mark as Hellboy - and I looked good.

A bit of advice though - if you're thinking of going as Hellboy this year, be sure to buy the separate Hellboy hand costume piece. The one included with the costume is notoriously cheap. It's basically a flat piece of Styrofoam, which I had to roll around my hand and bind with packing tape! Definitely not the Right Hand of Doom by any stretch.

Well, that's my costume report - now I'm off to clean up the bathroom, which looks like a murder scene after squirting red face paint everywhere.

How are all of your Halloween costumes coming?

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Asclepius

Thu Oct 29th, 2009 15:37

Well after my search for the perfect lab coat didn't go over well I decided to make a quick and dirty vault 101 jumpsuit (from Fallout 3).  If I have time I'll maybe look into doing some sort of...

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If you missed my Facebook rant, you may have also missed this trinket about . . . sigh . . . a new "Teen Wolf" in production. Apparently Michael J. Fox...
If you missed my Facebook rant, you may have also missed this trinket about . . . sigh . . . a new "Teen Wolf" in production. Apparently Michael J. Fox and Jason Bateman weren't enough.

Actually, "Teen Wolf 3" is a bit misleading. This is a remake, in the form of the TV series created by Jeff Davis of Criminal Minds.

Honestly, when I stopped to think about it, I wouldn't actually mind seeing a TV series that was a continuation of the Teen Wolf movies. I seem to remember a cheesy "Big Wolf on Campus" TV show I watched a lot when I was in high school.

But, not surprisingly, with this remake comes a "darker" and "fresh take" on the premise. Apparently, the remake has more in common with . . . sigh . . . "American Werewolf in Paris."

Which is kind of like saying, "Our take has more in common with 'Men in Black 2' or 'Batman and Robin." Why not skip the crappy sequels and draw a comparison to the original - American Werewolf in London - unless "Teen Wolf" involves bungee jumping off the Eiffel Tower, attending underground raves, and computer generated werewolves which look more like giant shrews.

All and all, I suppose it could be good - Jeff Davis' involvement leaves me hopeful, and the premise is described as both a drama and a buddy comedy . . . not unlike you know who...

But Teen Wolf? Seriously?

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STURSTEIN

Thu Dec 17th, 2009 15:20

@Dumo: I don't think we need to worry too much. Knowing Hollywood, it'll be another 20 years before they make any decisions, and then it'll all fall through at the last minute. For decades now there...

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Well, after a drama-drenched week, my webcomic work has put me right where I was trying to avoid - in between deadlines and Thanksgiving.

Luckily, deadlines are nothing new to me - especially after more than a couple years spent writing for...
Well, after a drama-drenched week, my webcomic work has put me right where I was trying to avoid - in between deadlines and Thanksgiving.

Luckily, deadlines are nothing new to me - especially after more than a couple years spent writing for various school newspapers. And I agree with Tenzil Kem - if you use them right, deadlines can be a key source of inspirations.

Deadlines are like the credit rating for your career. If you meet the payments, you'll find you're more able to gain support, whether from editors, bosses and even readers. If you're late in making progress, however, you might find support is slow in coming for your freshest ideas.

So how do you make deadlines work for you? Here's some tips I've picked up over the years.

1. Make Time a Luxury You Can Afford. Tally a list of all your tasks, whether its a trip to the laundry mat or picking the kids up at school. Can you do one sooner than the other, to free up time for your deadline? Even if its an extra fifteen minutes off your lunch break, time is the ultimate resource in meeting deadlines. Shaving off wasteful spending can make a huge difference in the long run, especially when your deadlines takes unexpected deadlines.

2. Literally No Time But the Present. This is a new one for me, and its more by TK than by me. Don't set your deadlines any further than a couple weeks in advance - a month tops. The reason is simple: you don't know what you're going to be doing in a month, much less two. When I set out to write "Bat & Wolf Issue #2", I thought I was giving myself plenty of time to write it - but October ended up being one of the worst (read: non-existant) Halloweens I've ever had. Ever. Make no mistake - giving yourself plenty of time is the best thing you can do in any deadline, but laying claim to much of it is all but asking for fate to kick you in the shins.

3. Roll with the Punches. Stuff happens, but excuses are not deadline-proof. One of my best friends is a great artist who I just cannot work with because he can't keep deadlines. "But this happened." No matter how airtight your deadline plans are, life will always get in the way. It's what you do next that counts. Overcoming deadlines isn't like playing chess - it's like stepping into a boxing ring. You have sideswipe, circumvent and stay one step ahead of any blow coming you way if you want to win. And this leads to my final tip.

4. Keep Your People Informed. If you're having trouble, don't turn up to your meetings with your hands in your pockets saying it's a not-go. Keep your people up-to-date every step - or back-step - of the way. I completed 90% of my deadlines at the Northern Star, but there were a chosen few that were like squeezing blood from a rock. But I kept my editors up-to-date every day, letting them know what was happening - and what wasn't happening. Because of my updates, my editors were able to plan accordingly, and when a story never materialized, my editors have something else waiting in the wings. Often missing a deadline isn't a disaster - unless you let it.

I hope these tips everyone with any holiday deadlines they have still going on. Does anyone else have any deadline strategies they employ regularly? 

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PsElliott

Wed Nov 25th, 2009 10:02

I'd add two more from an artists perspective.

5. Learn to kill your baby.  Way back in college,  I had 3 months to create a demo reel, from sketches on paper to 3...

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Okay, so you all know a thing or two about silly disclaimers. Just sitting around the house, I can find disclaimers like "Flammable. Do not use near fire or while smoking" on hair spray bottles, or the "Do not spray directly towards face" written on...
Okay, so you all know a thing or two about silly disclaimers. Just sitting around the house, I can find disclaimers like "Flammable. Do not use near fire or while smoking" on hair spray bottles, or the "Do not spray directly towards face" written on Febreeze. But as far as disclaimers go, this one takes the cake:

"Information on medical conditions, both physical and mental, is provided for entertainment only: seek professional medical advice if you have any concerns." - caveat in the book Werewolves by Jon Izzard.

So if you notice anything . . . ummm, shall we say . . . unusual at the full moon - hairy palms, bridged eyebrow, a sudden craving for Warren Zevon -  you might take advice from this book and look for a wolf print to drink water from.

As silly as it sounds, Izzard says "...lycanthropy is also a medical term used by psychologists for a complex set of symptoms caused by psychosis, or madness." The book contains a rather terrifying account of a woman in 1977 being diagnosed with schizophrenia and behaving as a wolf by night, chewing and scratching at her bed for two whole hours. She often looked in the mirror and saw a wolf's atop her body, growling at her. Even her normal reflection had a wolf's eye gazing scornfully at her otherwise normal features.

The woman was eventually treated with medication - correcting the mental imbalance - and recovered, but it does raise a startling possibility, that even just psychologically, the werewolf is a little bit closer to reality than we might have previously anticipated.

And for that reason, maybe an included disclaimer isn't such a bad idea.

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Autolycan

Sun Nov 1st, 2009 12:14

How dare you make fun of my god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it who has blessed humanity with strippers and pirates!

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(First off, sorry I haven't been writing much this month. I've been training a new job at work, rearranging my hours, so say nothing of the progress I'm making on Yonder. I hope to have a bigger blog up in the next week or two. But for...
(First off, sorry I haven't been writing much this month. I've been training a new job at work, rearranging my hours, so say nothing of the progress I'm making on Yonder. I hope to have a bigger blog up in the next week or two. But for now...)

While one Oscar montage controversially omitted Farrah Fawcett, another montage included too many out-of-place picks - as seen in last Sunday's horror tribute. Presenters Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner acknowledged the genre doesn't always get the respect it deserves, and some of that can been seen in the choice of clips.

While there were well-deserved glimpses of classics like Rosemary's Baby, Psycho, The Exorcist and Jaws, there were also more than a few head-scratchers in the montage as well, including Child's Play, Saw and . . . .the Leprechaun?

Though the tribute did a good job of highlighting the many actors who've gotten their start in horror - including Johnny Depp (Nightmare on Elm Street), Kevin Bacon (Friday the 13th) and Jennifer Aniston (Leprechaun), the overall montage made the genre look more hammy than horrific. In particular, the montage uses shots of the lumbering Jason and Leatherface seen in the mediocre sequels, instead of the iconic first appearances which originally made them cinema legends.

Perhaps most baffling was Stewart's assertion that "it's been 37 long years since horror had its place on this show, when the Exorcist picked up two Academy Awards." In reality, it's been 19 - when"Silence of the Lambs" (also included in the montage) won five awards, including Best Picture. "The Exorcist" isn't the first horror movie to win either - it's preceded by "Rosemary's Baby", which won Best Supporting Actress in 1968. Instead, "The Exorcist" is the first horror film to be nominated for "Best Picture"

Admittedly, it was refreshing to see a tribute to horror, but several goofs along with several out-of-place clips make this a nice little gesture instead of a true golden tribute to the genre built on screams.

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Mr. Man

Thu Mar 11th, 2010 14:45

I was disappointed with the Osacrs as a whole.  Not who won, the show.  Not funny, poor choice of clips, and too many speeches before the speeches.  

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Last night, Luke and I stared down the elephant in the room with regards to "Yonder."

While the main character of "Yonder" is a superhero named Blue Yonder, the book is really a team book. Yonder's quest drives the team, but the focus isn't...
Last night, Luke and I stared down the elephant in the room with regards to "Yonder."

While the main character of "Yonder" is a superhero named Blue Yonder, the book is really a team book. Yonder's quest drives the team, but the focus isn't always on Yonder - it's on the team. And every team needs a name.

You all know my track record with names (first person to say it gets pushed down a flight of stairs! Seriously! Ask TK!)

But making a team name is doubly hard because it performs a practical function in the narrative. Montague and Campbell will only be referred to as "Bat & Wolf" for a very obvious pun, but a team's name is pretty much the entire point in a nutshell.

Right now I'm setting the (very ambitious) goal of trying to get a title done before Saturday. Regardless, it needs to be done soon - we don't a title without a a team name, and we don't have a website without a title!

I'm looking for something . . .

Urban.

Young.

Secure.

But beyond that, those are the only clues I have. What do you think? Any ideas of where I should start looking.

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Tenzil Kem

Wed Jan 20th, 2010 23:59

 Now to the more serious answer, and I mean that.  This may sound dumb or radical or who knows what but I'm being sincere: why not let your characters decide?

Remember way back in...

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Sorry I haven't been very involved in the site for the last couple days. From Saturday until Sunday, I was either one the road or at my relatives . . . in Ohio.

I was born and raised in Lima, Ohio. If you're a Glee fan, that name...
Sorry I haven't been very involved in the site for the last couple days. From Saturday until Sunday, I was either one the road or at my relatives . . . in Ohio.

I was born and raised in Lima, Ohio. If you're a Glee fan, that name should sound familiar to you - it's where the show takes place, albeit in the fictional William McKinney High School. The similarities pretty much end there. In fact, the show's setting bear more in common with my present small town in Illinois - population approximately 4,000 - then the more urban Lima, whose present population is 40,000.

Anyway, I haven't been back to see my assorted grandparents,
uncles, cousins and such for at least six months and figured this was a good time to go - and it was. I was amazed how much many of them had grown up since I last saw them. Many who I previously remembered as children were coming into your own as young men and young women.

One had a child of her own, who seemed to be the mirror reflection of her mother as a kid. Two cousins - who I mercilessly schooled in Mortal Kombat back in the day - were now both in college, one majoring in film editing and special effects, and the other in microbiology. I was equally blown away by their aspirations.

The high point was meeting my cousin's dog Draco, an aptly-named German Shepherd/collie mix. It wasn't the dog's temperament which lead to the namesake - for the dog showed no lack of fondness for people as he leaped up and licked our face. Instead, it was precisely the leaping which convinced me there might be some actual dragon in this dog, as if any moment he might take off bounding into the sky in all his lopsided glory.

The low point was watching one of my newest, much-younger cousin play Ants-in-the-Pants. While funny and energetic as kids often are, the incident turned terrifying literally. The less said about this incident the better.

All and all, it was a good trip home though. Even though I spent a cumulative twelve hours on the road, I also spent at least twelve hours away from a computer of any sort - which contrary to popular opinion - isn't all that bad as far as relaxation is concerned.

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dumo

Mon Dec 7th, 2009 13:05

Man, and I'm assuming Ohio is much like the praries of Canada, which I've driven though, and can sympathize in that 12 hours probably felt like 12 weeks.  It's the kind of landscape where you...

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Ever wonder what the Bizzaro Mirror-verse Earth 2 version of the Zeroes2Heroes community would look like - because I think I just found it.

Last night, I spoke with Luke about the direction of the webcomic, among other things, and he pointed...
Ever wonder what the Bizzaro Mirror-verse Earth 2 version of the Zeroes2Heroes community would look like - because I think I just found it.

Last night, I spoke with Luke about the direction of the webcomic, among other things, and he pointed out to me a website on the subject of bad webcomics.

What I noticed immediately after checking out the site was that many of these webcomics were the same I had reviewed for Broken Frontier during my tenure there. It was a tenure that was about to come back to haunt me.

I read on as one reviewer bashed the sophomoric sex jokes of one "Cru the Dwarf", I scanned the link section of the Wiki. One link is entitled "Some Kiss-Ass WoW Fan Reviews Cru." Guess whose review it links too? That's right.

Yours truly.

Ironically, the two reviews aren't that different. While I enjoyed some of Cru's humor and machinima-style approach, I also found the webcomic's over-emphasis on sex and fan service troubling - but despite this, it still earned me the title of "Kiss-Ass WoW Fan." (It's worth noting I don't even play WoW.)

I don't disagree with the conclusions of the reviewers on this site . . . there are some very bad webcomics out there. And some creators need to hear this brutal honesty. But I also can't help but notice that all webcomics reviewed herein are, well, really popular, with title like "XKCD", "Applegeeks", "Least I Could Do" and "Dominic Deegan."
And that leads me to my biggest problem with this site. There's no conversation. Anyone who disagrees with the reviewers' conclusion is simply labeled a kiss-ass.

And with many of these webcomics being extremely popular ("Cru the Dwarf" is No. 3 on Top Webcomics), there must be a lot of kiss-asses out there.

This situation reminds me of a similar encounter I had with a poet I had reviewed for the Rockford Writers' Guild. In the review, I had explained I simply found his personal poetry more captivating than his political ones. He later told me he could see why I had such a problem with his work, because those on the Left saw his book as "a daring masterpiece in a dangerous time."

Sorry Charlie - I'm not even a Republican. I'm just someone who happens to disagree with you.

As you can see, this polarization seems to be getting more and more widespread in culture - whether the subject healthcare or booby-obsessed dwarf. But when you assume your opposition is either a political ideologue or pitiful sycophant, the only real loser is anything resembling healthy conversation.

The silver lining is etched into the Zeroes2Heroes community. You can see the evidence here, when a conversation between me and dumo on werewolves blossoms into a full-blown debate on science and religion. But not once was there any brow-beating accusation or swearing.

What followed was simply civil discussion between two people who disagreed - and it ended with the offer of further discussion over a couple beers sometime.

That's turning into more and more of a rarity these days - and plenty of evidence why Zeroes2Heroes is a very special, very worthwhile venture!

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BDStevens

Thu Dec 3rd, 2009 11:27

Yeah, everybody has a right to their opinions. The value of various opinions is somewhat in doubt as far as I'm concerned. Now it's no secret that I like Brad Bird, but I think that one of his lines...

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So here's my big announcement: I am now seeking an artist to illustrate my latest webcomic foray: a young adult superhero story tentatively entitled Yonder.

Basically, we're looking for an artist to deliver fully-produced,...
So here's my big announcement: I am now seeking an artist to illustrate my latest webcomic foray: a young adult superhero story tentatively entitled Yonder.

Basically, we're looking for an artist to deliver fully-produced, full-color pages on a weekly basis. The story centers around a teenager who is separated from his high-profile superhero family and takes refuge in an apartment complex inhabited by low-rent superheroes.

Like any creators, we have big plans for this webcomic. We're going to experiment with the medium in advancing our storytelling, and we're also going to delve deep into telling a tale of superheroes spanning generations.

So with all this hype, there's just one small, teeny-tiny caveat to keep in mind . . . there's no pay.

In situations like this, most ads promise "exposure" (which, in an age of swine flu, sounds very unhealthy). The thing is, we intend to deliver the exposure (but hopefully not the swine flu).

In our estimation, the main reason our first webcomic "Hector!" failed was a lack of advertising. This time around, we've learned our lesson. We know precisely where to advertise and how to do it - and we're going to be spending to bulk of our resources attaining said advertising. If successful, our artist will benefit from a lot of visibility in the webcomic circle.

So if you're still interested after reading that kneecapper, please drop me a line. You can send samples by either replying to this blog, private message or e-mailing me at rdpulfer@gmail.com.

All right, so who's with me?

**Sounds of crickets chirping.**

Top Rated Comment of 14

STURSTEIN

Fri Nov 27th, 2009 21:59

@Dumo: Thanks man, it's nice to know people actually get a kick out of my stuff. Sometimes I really feel like I'm just wasting my time. Your week should be extra complete this week ;)

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